Orvieto
Quote Board:
“I just
want him to be my tour guide FOR LIFE.” –Alyssa on Prof. Doll
“Why do
they need Nutella commercials? Everyone loves Nutella.” –Heather
“I feel
like today didn’t happen.” –Schuyler
“I hate
it when dead people talk.” – Michela
“… And
a UNICORN!” – Prof. Doll
“You
know those ‘how’s my driving’ stickers? I think they don’t have them in Italy
for a reason.” –Emily
“Dear
people of Orvieto: Tomorrow we will look normal.” – Rachael
“Yeah.
Why aren’t you a king? – Alyssa to Garrett
“It was
working fine up until it caught on fire.” –Kate
“Cheese
is a vegetable.” –Rachael
“All’s
fair in love, war, and naming babies.” –Bailey
“I feel
like I’m an elephant in the form of a 5’4” person.” –Olivia
“I was
made near where the sun was made.” – Heather
“Why
would you want to feed pigeons? Pigeons are stupid.” – Meaghan
“You’re
so good at looking sad and despondent.” – Michela to Schuyler
“I feel
the muscles pulsing in my forearm.” –Alyssa
“I need
an artichoke stand-in.” – Rachael
“It
smells like Purgatory: almost Heaven.” –Katie Joy
“He has
a name that begins with a letter of the alphabet.” –Katie Joy
“I’m
like a Kinder Egg that has an awful toy inside.” –Kate
“His
whole life is an extenuating circumstance.” –Kate
“Can I
sing you a song I wrote while I was lying on the floor between crunches?” –
Katie Joy
“A
hummingbird egg is 25% of the bird’s body mass.” – Garrett
“What’s
the human ratio?” – Heather
“Humans
don’t lay eggs.” – Garrett
“I
mean, haven’t you ever looked a cow in the eye and seen its intelligence? You
don’t get that in a chicken.” –Schuyler
“I’m
thinking of putting together an NFL team.” – Luke
“Count
me in, because I’m such a good soccer
player.” –Audrey
(Schuyler, reading quote:
“That’s wrong on two levels!”)
“I was
designed to gnaw on bread.” – Alyssa
“This
is my romance language.” – Alyssa
“I’ll
evaluate according to your interpretation.” – Alessandro
“At
least Snow White did chores.” –Schuyler
“So we
can make Pentecost eggs!” (Alyssa on getting a late package with egg dye)
“That
thing (organ) is unworthy of me.” –Anna
“I
don’t really want to be John the
Baptist.” –Katie Joy
“It’s
my goal in life to marry a pirate; I don’t care who knows it.” –Kate
“What
if deoderant came in lots of different forms, like ‘mashed potatoes’?” – Holly
“Pasta
La Vista and Achuna Croistata!” – Olivia and Rachael, Via Postierla dinner
“I
think if you fried an angel it would taste like this.” –Dave
“I’m so
type A!” – Rachael
“You
have to admit, it’s like a romance novel walking away.” – Jack (of the man on
horseback)
“Anna,
can we like plan playdates for our future ‘children’?” – Holly
“I’m
all about sucking the life out of teabags.” – Claire
“Wouldn’t
you like to have a giant rocking horse to ride around your house on?” –Katie
Joy
“Corn
only goes with itself.” –Paul
“So,
what you’re saying is: Benedict is like Madonna?” –Bailey
“Your
bed is part of the lovenest.” – Audrey
“The
bed IS the lovenest!” – Olivia
“I’m
wearing tights right now!” – Schuyler
“It’s
like I just took a drink out of the Pacific Ocean.” – Paul
“I’m
becoming quite an acrobat.” – Anna
“I use
words from EVERYWHERE!” – Paul
“One of
my favorite blasphemous things to do.” – Olivia
“Entitled
yuppie frat boy.” – Paul on Saint George
“Are
you putting gold in my hair?” –Heather
“I
am. This may be the only time anyone ever does that to you.” –Katie Joy
“Is
this too exciting?” – Anna
“We’re
like sprinklers, looking back and forth, back and forth.” – Jack
“Clear
things are very hard to see.” – Don Forsythe
“You
have descended into the Inferno. This is the 8th level.” – Jack
“This
isn’t so bad.” –Schuyler
“I’m
like loving this! Who even are we; this is great!”
– Claire
“Over
my dead body. In fact, I’d rather do the hobbits in the bed scene than
Twilight.” – Prof. Doll
“The
glass is always half full for me. Of poison.” –Kate
“Schuyler,
were you reading it?!” – Kate
“No,
I was just looking at the words.” – Schuyler
“Is it
an orangutan?” –Dave
“No!
I totally forgot about those!” – Audrey
“You
don’t hunt pygmy owls.” – Anna
“Oh,
wait! What is an octopus?” – Audrey
“I am The Cosby Show.” – Erin
“It’s
OK! Put those away and just sing in suspenders.” – Jack on Paul McCartney in
tight pants
“I’m
really impressed with your ability to get the sun to move.” – Rachael
“Come
se dice ‘lounging’?” – Anna
“Princesses
never grow up.” – Anna
“Think
safe thoughts.” – Don Forsythe
“Like
nothing funnier than your professors bleeding profusely.” –Don Forsythe
“I like
to grill… shirtless.”
“I
hunt crocodiles… with a toothpick.”
“I
like to go to the zoo and scare the gorillas… with my biceps.” - Schuyler
“There’s
a lot of guilt in our blood right now.” – Prof. Doll
“Smoke,
fluorescent lights, an accordion…” – Jack
“That’s
just a recipe for love right there.” – Prof. Doll
“We
used to worship in a tent on a lake.” – Audrey
“It’s a
very sad and happy day.” – Christy Forsythe
“Sappy!” – Erin, under her breath.
-Heat
2 glasses of the milk (stir so it doesn’t burn) (note: here is where it is nice
to have a helper)
